What if Microsoft...
...were its own country?


 

  • It surely would crash!
  • They would prevent/hide from others/obscure the truth about their inner workings
  • Symbol of currency: m$
  • Civil unrest as Bill Gates begins demanding that people refer to him as "Your Holiness."
  • GWB would make war on them
  • Would form "enhanced" version of UN: MS sole security council member.
  • ...and would surely veto everything
  • You mean it’s not?
  • Then we would go to war with it and IRAQ.
  • You mean we haven’t?
  • Residents wouldn’t be allowed to drink java in the morning.
  • All the food would have bugs in it.
  • It would create new weapons of mass destruction.


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