What if Microsoft...
...had their own Linux distribution?


 

  • Matter / Anti-matter reaction destroys Redmond, WA and much of the Northwest
  • It would be under the "GPL" – "Gates Proprietary License"
  • SCO would sue them for stealing Unix. Microsoft would countersue SCO for stealing 1s and 0s.
  • Then Bill says "April Fools"
  • The masses would actually be able to use it!
  • Linux diehards would jump to Windows
  • Linux diehards would jump OUT windows.


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