What if Microsoft...
...were in charge of space shuttle launches?


 

  • Crashes would be the norm.
  • (or the norm would be redefined to include crashes)
  • Launches delayed until next quarter.
  • At least the shuttle’s windows aren’t supposed to open.
  • "Houston, we have a problem… we just got the blue screen..." ~crackle crackle hiss~
  • No matter 'where you want to go today' you are only going where they want you to.
  • A great combination as long as 'where you want to go' is around in circles!
  • The windows would be made of Hollywood type "CANDY GLASS"
  • Communications between Mission Control and astronauts would be censored by people in butterfly suits.


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