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Apples would be regularly crushed into a sauce and served by the cafeteria for dessert.
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Apples would not get you in good with the teacher.
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Sharing your homework answers would be a violation of the DMCA and the copyright act.
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Guidance councilors would give you a poor Outlook.
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The paperclip would be principal.
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Steve Ballmer would be the cheerleading squad.
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The busses wouldn't stick to the schedule until you update the drivers.
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During study hall everybody would play Solitaire.
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