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GLOOPSTICK
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Gives new meaning to term - "I'll have a blue Christmas"
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"PINE" trees would become "Outlook" trees
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"Naughty/Nice" list IIS server gets hacked by thousands of "VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD" hackers.
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Bill "Big Lump of Coal" Gates reaffirms MS/Santa Query Language is secure.
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Elves outsourced.
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Windows Longhorn -> Windows Reindeer.
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Tickle Me, Gates is a big flop!
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Steve Jobs would be the Grinch
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Cookies encourage unauthorized access to your home via holes in the framework
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It would be spelled ChristM.S.
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...or GatesM.S.
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...or Chri$tma$
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They would leverage their monopoly position to stop Halloween
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Santa would have to relocate to Redmond
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My Gifts would be MyCrosoft's
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