What if Microsoft...
...were put in charge of Christmas?


 

  • GLOOPSTICK
  • Gives new meaning to term - "I'll have a blue Christmas"
  • "PINE" trees would become "Outlook" trees
  • "Naughty/Nice" list IIS server gets hacked by thousands of "VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD" hackers.
  • Bill "Big Lump of Coal" Gates reaffirms MS/Santa Query Language is secure.
  • Elves outsourced.
  • Windows Longhorn -> Windows Reindeer.
  • Tickle Me, Gates is a big flop!
  • Steve Jobs would be the Grinch
  • Cookies encourage unauthorized access to your home via holes in the framework
  • It would be spelled ChristM.S.
  • ...or GatesM.S.
  • ...or Chri$tma$
  • They would leverage their monopoly position to stop Halloween
  • Santa would have to relocate to Redmond
  • My Gifts would be MyCrosoft's


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